Saturday, August 7, 2010
Fail
Now I get it
And the band name Yo La Tengo. I couldn't figure out what it meant at first because the grammar structure of Yo La Tengo doesn't match what I learned. Someone told me while we were having a discussion about music that it translates to "I have her".
I also learned that Tesoro (the gas station) means "treasure", which is an appropriate name for a gas station considering the fact that oil is buried underground and countries go to war over it.
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Too much free time
I made an epic pot of chicken soup the other day. Chicken drumsticks, cabbage, carrots, potatotes, tomatoes, corn and powdered chicken soup stock. As I was adding all the ingredients into the pot, it couldn't hold it all, I had to upgrade to the largest pot they had in the hostel.
So that soup has fed me for the past 3 days, and I still have one more meal's worth of soup for tomorrow. It reminds me of batch cooking with my crockpot back home. I get tired of eating the same meal six times in a row for three days.
I have too much free time here. I am reading these terrifyingly satisfying novels. They always seem to be about middle aged adults having love, marital, career and family problems and mid-life life crisises. It is so bizarre and disheartening to realize I can enjoy these novels and sort of relate to them. It is so bizarre to think that these problems in our lives are real problems and that the lifestyle depicted in these novels have any relation to reality when I watched a homeless man pee into a plastic bag and carefully set the bag aside for later. Or when I watched a well dressed young man hustling toothbrushes in downtown San Jose. Stupid novels.
Krav Maga
After that first class, I was cursing the fact I couldn't find a club in Hawaii. The instructor suggested I get certified and start teaching in Hawaii, which isn't a terrible idea and I am adding that to my list of potential post-backpacking-trip career/jobs.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Update I: Big News Day
I'd get elected on Friday,
assassinated on Saturday,
buried on Sunday,
then go back to work on Monday.
I always liked this song. Don't know how well Wyclef would do as president, but I can't imagine Haiti getting any worse than it already is. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pq_3OheqzU
LOL: D for forward, R for reverse. Oh, Obama, you.
Prop 8: If Tegan and Sara are happy, I'm happy.
Gulf Oil Spill: Officials: static kill worked and most of the oil "appears to be gone". Oh Really? Where the fuck to, I might ask?
Lady Gaga: Record 13 MTV award nominations. 10 different nominations including Best Video for "Bad Romance". I told you so. Didn't I tell you so?
The Other Boleyn Girl: Book way better than movie.
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Rum and Coke in a can?!

How do I know I am acculturizing to central american life? I get annoyed when I see toilet paper in the toilet instead of the wastebasket where it belongs. I remember those young naive days when I didn't understand and hated the waste basket...
Life in the hostel here is easy, maybe too easy. It's a little too much like home that it makes me uncomfortable. I watched The Prince of Persia and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button the past couple of nights. I also read The Other Boleyn Girl (that was made into a perfectly casted motion picture movie with Scarlet Johannson and Natalie Portman). I haven't seen the movie yet, but luckily, the hostel has a copy of the movie, so I am definitly going to watch it now that I finished the book. It was a good read and would recommend it, I finished it in a couple of days, I couldn't put it down.
Yesterday, I walked around San Jose for many hours. the first time to find an english bookstore with Panama guidebooks, which I found in central san jose. The second time to find the Krav Maga gym. I walked for two hours around the Sabana/Escazu area and couldn't find the place.
I learned that hitting the alt+shift keys at the same time switches your keyboard settings to different languages and/or configurations.
Sunday, August 1, 2010
San Jose day two





Saturday, July 31, 2010
San Jose Costa Rica Day One
the 1km long border crossing between Nicaragua and Costa Rica was pretty interesting, as all the guidebooks and people I've met said. The Nica side is full of wooden shacks and people trying to sell you things. You cross through a little door along the concrete wall and then go to the concrete building to your right to get your exit stamp and pay usd$2 exit fee. Then, ideally, you get on one of the first class buses right in front of the Nica immigration office. I paid usd$10 for the ride to San Jose. You get on the bus, it drives down the border for about 500 yards, then you get off and get your Costa Rica entrance stamp. then you wait around for an hour, take your luggage out of the bus, line it up on a wooden table and let the costa rican custom officials "examine" your luggage. Then you get back on the bus and go. On the bus, you watch movies such as The Pursuit of Happyness with Will Smith (in spanish) as the miles go by outside the window.
The hostel i am staying at is pretty nice. It's a converted house, it has a small pool table that is too close to the wall so you can really only play on two sides of the table. The place itself is really nice and clean, they have a full kitchen which i will probably utilize because san jose is so (relatively) expensive. they have a nice living room with TV and movies and computers with internet. San Jose itself is the nicest, most modern, most western city I've seen so far. it has lots of traffic lights, tons of KFC's, Subways, burger kings, McDonalds, etc... Although it is kind of expensive, you can still find smaller eateries with pretty cheap food which is what I did today.
Protip: Rough Guides is a superior guidebook to Lonely Planet. Lonely Planet sucks.
Did I mention the hot showers at the hostel? Heaven.
I really don't want to spend weeks in San Jose, as nice as it is. What I really want to do is head out to the WWOOF farms as soon as I can. I have to see how the Krav Maga thing works out.
Thursday, July 29, 2010
itinerary
I feel kind of sad for some reason. I feel like my trip is almost over, since Costa Rica is my final destination, but I have weeks if not months in Costa Rica, plus I plan on heading towards Panama if I can buy a guidebook in San Jose. Plus I want to visit some friends and family on the west coast on my way back to hawaii, plus I will probably meet my mom in Hong Kong at the end of my trip, so I don't know why I feel San Jose is the end of my trip.
Random Pics








Maderas Nicaragua
The hostel I stayed at sucked. You can't beat if for location though , cuz it was literally on the beach, ten feet from the high tide line. But it was "rustic" to put it optimistically. Water was scarce for the showers and toilets, the kitchen closed around 4:30pm, there were lots of bugs, and rats ate my bread (I had to hang it like i was in bear country). The food was expensive as well. It was generally a dump.
But again, the location couldn't be beat. There were lightning storms the first two nights i was there, beach bonfires the second night and fireflies all around. The people there were cool, we would chill out on the porch and drink and they'd smoke a lot of pot.
on the third night, i was totally alone on the deserted beach. The owners of the hostel left, the other backpackers left, there are no other hotels or houses nearby. It was just me. It was spooky but also a really cool feeling to be so isolated. I got stoned drinking warm rum with even warmer coke. I sat on my porch in the moon lit dark and stared out at nothing all night long.
at nights, it would storm and the rain falling on my tin roof would wake me up even with earplugs, it was so loud.
I had lots of fun though, I spent 4 nights there.





*That's what she said.
Monday, July 26, 2010
maderas nicaragua
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Mission Accomplished
In the Footsteps of Che




I had two spiritual epiphanies during my bike ride:
1. I am buying a motorcycle when I get home.
2. My next backpacking trip is going to be a motorcycle tour, maybe in South America a la Che Guevarra.
Isle de Ometepe



Thursday, July 22, 2010
Here comes the hot steppers
word'er up, still living like dat
No No we don't die, yes we multiply
Still living like that
Remembert that one? that was a good one. Last song I would have expected to hear in Ometepe.
But for the last few days, I've been feeling this song from one of my all time favorite bands, punk or otherwise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgXJt5gfvgY
Pics of Volcano surfing and update




Right now I am in Isle de Ometepe. It is an island in the Lake of Managua in Nicaragua that is made up of two volcanoes, one active one not. It is suppose to be really beautiful hiking and adventure touring and just generally nice and laidback. Today was a long travel day and I arrived late into town so I didn't get to see anything yet.
Luckily, I arrived during this town's saint festival. There's going to be music, dancing, drinking, bullriding and chicken fighting supposedly. Hopefully i can go to a chicken fight and make up for the one I missed in Leon. Apparently I've been living a day ahead for a long time now. I thought it was Friday, but it is only thursday.
Today I caught a cab in Leon to the bus terminal, a shuttle south to Managua (managua is a real shithole), taxi in managua, 2nd class busliner to Rivas, taxi in Rivas to San Jorge, San Jorge ferry to Isle de Ometepe. all in all about a 6 hour journey.
I was outside having a smoke and enjoying the cool night air when a distraught young man crying and banging his head and shouting "todo basura" (it's all trash) walked by. He was red eyed and leaking snot. I felt bad for him but I also wondered if he was working a con on me. He sat down next to me and starting talking and gesticulating, I told him I didn't speak spanish but he kept talking and I guess he got his phone and other things stolen while drunk. I think girls were involved. There wasn't much i could do for him so I offered him a smoke. He took it. after he finished that he borrowed my lighter to smoke a bowl (of marijuana). then he offered to buy me a beer. So I'm not too sure why he was so upset if he still had pot and money for beer.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Leon Guatemala: July 22, 2010
we came to a slow stop at the bottom and she was about to passionately kiss me when, ironically, those two victory shots I fired into the air came back down and killed the princess, and broke the Chalice of Eternal Life in my hand. That's a bummer, but it was a cool experience and it makes a good story, i guess. I'll post pics of all this later.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
chicken bus poetry
Calle pero elegante
Mis mejores momentos fueron contigo
donde hubo fuego cenizas quedan
Monday, July 19, 2010
Small world
another story about this small world of ours: I was in a shuttle on my way to Flores/Tikal with these three guys. two of them were from london and there was anothe girl on the shuttle from london as well. they started talking and they found out that she used to live on the same street as they did. and apparently, the guys had a friend who had a cat that ran away. Turns out, this girl (they never met before) took that cat in and adopted it. How crazy is that? strangers from london discovering a connection because of a cat on a shuttle bus in the middle of Guatemala.
One of the best part of hostel living is the scantily clad sweaty sleeping female bodies, you can see everything.
Leon, Nicaragua
If I hadn't gotten sick I might have been able to make it to the weekly Sunday Chicken fight I heard about from a guy named Mike (whom I had met at El Tunco and is at Leon now). Normally I don't approve of those kinds of things, but i'd do it for the experience.
Leaving El Tunco
But at least the 8.5 hour bus ride to Leon was great. it was one of those morale boosting things. It was worth every dollar of the $51 bucks i paid. i rode a Kind Quality bus, there were seven other people on the bus so I had rows of seats to myself. The bus served two sandwhich "meals", two snacks with coffee, there was too-cold air conditioning, there were movies (i watched Taken with Liam Neeson and Panic Room and two other movies i didn't pay attention to) and a bathroom on the bus. It was heavenly compared to 8 hour shuttle rides stuck in the seat between the driver and passenger seat.
And the border crossings were ridiculous. The border officials come to you inside the bus and check your passport. You never have to leave the bus. It was luxurious.
El Tunco:friday
Picture of us cooking in the hostel kitchen

