Let my tombstone read: "No Sympathy for the Devil".
If I die in a gruesome, freak, closed-casket-funeral bungee jumping accident tomorrow, remember one thing: No sympathy for the devil, you buy the ticket, you take the ride.
In this case, a $65 ticket to jump off a 265 foot bridge (price includes transportation, DVD and certificate, second dive is only $30!). For some reason, I am more nervous about this bungee jump than when I went skydiving. With skydiving, you are attached to the instructor and don't have much choice when he decides to jump out the door. But in the bungee jump, you have to take that big step. Just thinking about having to willingly jump off the edge makes my dick tingle.
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