I hate you United Airlines. I hope you die from syphilis. I hope you die from syphilis and go straight to hell. That's where you belong United. In the deepest darkest circles of hell reserved for sti infested dysfunctional legacy companies too  incompetent to manage basic business fundamentals like timely service, staffing schedules and equipment maintenance.  salvadorian airlines are more competent than you.

Fuck you United airline.