Its August 28th. The orders were announced, we finally leave our homes to return to life and work and start rebuilding society.
Coworker: The quarantine was great! My partner and I learned Tantric sex and we fell in love with each other all over again in the process, i learned to play the violin, meditated, I learned to speak chinese and french, I cleaned the house, read 25 books, painted a self portrait, wrote a autobiography, reconnected with all my friends and family i've lost touch with using Zoom™ and so much more! what did you do during your quarantine?
Me: I grew a beard.
Coworker: ...
Coworker: so you just didn't shave for 5 months?
Me: yeah.
Coworker: The quarantine was great! My partner and I learned Tantric sex and we fell in love with each other all over again in the process, i learned to play the violin, meditated, I learned to speak chinese and french, I cleaned the house, read 25 books, painted a self portrait, wrote a autobiography, reconnected with all my friends and family i've lost touch with using Zoom™ and so much more! what did you do during your quarantine?
Me: I grew a beard.
Coworker: ...
Coworker: so you just didn't shave for 5 months?
Me: yeah.
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