Sunday, March 29, 2020

Covid Lock Down: Day 7

#thanosdidnothingwrong #teamthanos

I went to the beach to utilize n my state-sanctioned public exercise period and the beach park entrance was covered in broken glass, as I picked those pieces up I noticed syringe needle heads all over the entrance too.  I must have picked up a couple dozen.  it wasn't like one or two junkies shot up and left their needle behind, somebody dumped a significant number of needle heads around the park entrance.  possibly medical waste.  The park is supposed to be closed for COVID but people are still hanging out there which makes me wonder if someone *cough* that fucking asshole who lives next to the park *cough* put those there on purpose.   Whoever it was, i can guarantee votes republican.

anyway, #teamthanos!

Saturday, March 28, 2020

Covid Lock Down Day 6

Its August 28th.  The orders were announced, we finally leave our homes to return to life and work and start rebuilding society.

Coworker: The quarantine was great!  My partner and I learned Tantric sex and we fell in love with each other all over again in the process, i learned to play the violin, meditated, I learned to speak chinese and french, I cleaned the house, read 25 books, painted a self portrait, wrote a autobiography, reconnected with all my friends and family i've lost touch with using Zoom™ and so much more! what did you do during your quarantine?

Me: I grew a beard.

Coworker: ...

Coworker: so you just didn't shave for 5 months?

Me: yeah. 

Friday, March 27, 2020

Covid Lock down: Day 5

Sun sets on Day 5.
The numbers stalk us
Amorphous concepts denoted by 1 to 10
mathematical concepts
proven truth by human touches
refuse the governor's orders
like toilet paper hoarders
death bringers
we survivors will remember


 

Wednesday, March 25, 2020

Covid Lock down Day 3: the Platform

my netflix mood:
Bird Box
The Platform
Resident Evil

I worked eleven hours straight on the computer today. I ate two handfuls of nuts and a small bowl of cereal.  why can't i be one of those job-less quarantined people?

Tuesday, March 24, 2020

Covoid Lock Down: Day 2

Lots of questions being raised on day 2 of this quarantine:

What would happen if i grew out my beard?

When do the balcony concerts start?

Why didn't I buy more toilet paper?!

Monday, March 23, 2020

Covid Lockdown: Day 1

The obvious pandemic, economic collapse, quarantines, Australian fires, floods, continuing global warming, Bernie Sanders robbery, potential second Trump presidency - oh shit, personal failures too, how'd i forget about those!  And still got 9 months to go.  Man, 2020 fucking sucks. 

2020 Most Popular vocabulary words, phrases and Halloween costume ideas: Toilet Paper, social distancing, hand sanitizer, face masks, "Flatten the Curve", quarantine, six feet, N95, COVID-19, "eerily quiet", Clorox wipes, shelter in place, work from home, essential worker, $1,200, $600, murder hornets, Black Lives Matter, sourdough starter, Joe Biden, hair cuts, Karen, second wave,

I went to the store and traffic was light, people were grateful for their food, checkout lines were short, the beaches were uncrowded, much less tourists around.  it's very nice. Maybe... just maybe... Thanos did nothing wrong.

how deep the internet hole have i gone on day 1?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdgzsF_O7oI&app=desktop
Not very.  just dipping my toes in, got a long ways to go yet.

COVID Goals: play guitar.  study chinese.   meditate. grow a beard.  write poetry, work on my novel, work on my zine, practice my photo editing, paint, body weight fitness, read a book, stay six feet away from everybody. 

Thursday, March 12, 2020


I am 33 miles from my car spelling boobs. I can not wait.  I've never been as excited for anything in my life.

update:

I've never been so fulfilled 

Tuesday, March 3, 2020

male on male compliments

a bro complimented me on my gains at the beach this past weekend.

I consider this year won.


Update, March 23, 2020, Day 2 of the Quarantine:  oh, we were but children of summer.