This flight is about one fifth full! This is better than sex, Saturday mornings, 24 year scotch, three day long weekends, Christmas time, finding twenty bucks in your jeans pocket, eating tacos, talking to a pretty girl, voting for obama in 2008, watching Tom Brady and the patriots win their fourth super bowl.... no wait, not that last one. Nothing will ever be better than that.
Whoops. Never mind. Forgot this was United. Here comes the group of ninety six United is blaming TSA for being late. God I hate United. I wish it would just die.
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