Monday, April 4, 2011

RepriseJune 29th 2010 : An Ethical Dilemna

What do you do, now, if you were locked in a room with Stalin, Hitler, Pol Pot, Charles Manson, George W. Bush, a property manager and you had a gun with 100 bullets in it?

What is the right thing for you to do if Jesus himself came down in the second coming of christ and politely asked that you shoot the evil mass-murdering dictators, if 72% of the american voting public voted in favor of you shooting the evil mass murdering dictators and if the United Nations Security Council arrived at a unanimous declaration in favor of you shooting the evil mass murdering dictators. What do you do?

The only answer, the only morally, ethically, righteously acceptable thing for you to do would be to shoot the property manager 100 times.

And then bludgeon the corpse with the gun until it breaks into tiny pieces in your hand.

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