On an Autumn Night in Hawaii

"I haven't danced since Mexico."

Hawaii: day one

another long travel day. Left hong kong international after a 4 hour delay, layover in Korea then an 8 hour plane ride to Hawaii.

Hawaii is okay. The weather is pretty nice, I didn't get to see much because I arrived in the night. The airport employees weren't very competent (or nice). The place I'm staying in is pretty good, a bit on the expensive side but at least it comes with hot water and a full kitchen so I can't complain, the place is dirtier than I thought it'd be though. If I can find a place that rents boards for cheap, I'll probably trying surfing tomorrow. I've always wanted to do that. How many people get to say they've been to hawaii and surfed in hawaii? not many. What a long strange trip it's been.

Idiocracy

Goddamn it. I'm going back to Central America. Fucking evangelical in-bred fucktards eagerly bending over and lubing themselves up for another round of penetration by the corporatocracy. Knuckle-dragging neanderfucks happily guzzling the trickled-down ejaculate of rich, old, white bastards and saying "thank you" aftwards. Cockgobbling herp-derpers taking big bites of the giant republican shit sandwhich while verbally abusing the waiter and complimenting the chef. Ignorant camel cunts on their bruised knees deepthroating Bush's big cock, choking on his hot jism while gagging through their noses and fighting back the tears. Idiotic cuntscabs holding the pocket of the Illuminati like a right bitch. God-dicking sons of rats shitting in our milk. Niggerfaggots offering their virgin daugters to be torn apart for sport by their corporate slave masters. Hypocritical closeted cock sucking child molesters declaring their love of god, freedom and country while their dicks are six inches up a choir-boy's love hole. Dick-less daughter-fuckers contentedly blind after the military-industrial-financial complex jizzed right in their eyes. Twat waffles too busy spooning with O'Reilly in Palin's cold rancid maggot-infested meat hole to notice the stench of their stupidity. Motherfucking youth too fucking busy fapping to interracial-pregnant-bestiality-transgendered midget porn while facebooking to fucking vote. Semen gargling fucknuts screeching their infantile rhetoric. Dick-juggling dumb-as-cockroaches douchebags voting against their own pox-ridden interests. Self-deluded self-proclaimed patriots cluster fucking at the altar of Beck. Mob of politically-illiterate swine circle-jerking on the bloody corpse of Lady Liberty. Fucking disingenuous savages curbstomping Lady Justice's face to a pulp and saying "you're welcome". Sorry excuses for failed abortions going around and pooping on everyone's party. God damn it.

Goddamn it I say.

Andy Irons dead at 32. weird.

Update: sleeping pills are for the strong.