pickles

yeah sex is great and all but have you eaten pickles straight out of the jar while sitting on your kitchen floor while 5 beers and 3 wines deep?

savant

at gym.

water fountain has out of service sign. 

so i don't drink. 

watch idiot go and push buttons, nothing works. 

is he dumb? can he read? read the sign. 

plugs plug back in. 

works.

water flows. 

monster creature

with eyes open,

lies spoken.

the monster listened.

creature cried. 

it roared why?

reasons mumbled. 

monster reasoned,

humble is good. 

humble even if stumble,

humble is good.

monster said goodbye,

creature cried. 

number 6

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UulEsFPhIjY

wtf.

how is this is the 6th time ive gotten teary eyed in my adult life? 

kamala