toca madera

awful awful restaurant. pick a lane:  fancy restaurant. fancy bar with limited food. night club. fucking fire dancing woman. live dj. security in black suits. attractive and unhelpful hostesses.  super loud music.  pick a lane.  you can't be all of that. Jesus. 

cannon fodder

sometimes I feel like cannon fodder. like a Russian conscript sent to Ukraine in 2022.

house 1, day 1. 44 more to go

home sweet home

off to AZ to save the senate again

Phoenix we meet again

pre flight breakfast

wherever I go, there i am

day 1 breakfast, sonesta ES Suites

salt river

what

pet peeve #80

overly loud live music at bars and restaurants when you just want to enjoy a nice evening conversation and drink  without attending a concert. 

finally

what

what

cheers!

cheers to the end of the American experiment. it was fun while it lasted. 

I'll see you in hell, Clarence. 

no apologies

never love again

[i will never love again]

[hugging toilet, bottle of gin =/= love]

[dirty shower stall background)

two types of people in this world

1.  ends a text exchange at a reasonable and natural point of conclusion with clear mutual understanding 

2. "ok"

valentines day

from great pain comes great product design 

plague doctor cute bag

my covid tester nurse has the cutest backpack

gallows humor i believe they call this

boringdystopia?

biscuits and gravy

oh my God I love my air fryer

frozen curly fries

ketchup no.  homemade aoli: mayo, paprika , chili powder, garlic, onion powder,   pepper, msg, oregano 

corners and nooks

kauai 2022

pink oysters mushrom cream sauce

 

step 1: grow mushrooms 

step 2: make sauce