Monday, August 29, 2022

pet peeve #80

overly loud live music at bars and restaurants when you just want to enjoy a nice evening conversation and drink  without attending a concert. 

Monday, August 8, 2022

Thursday, July 14, 2022

Saturday, June 25, 2022

cheers!


cheers to the end of the American experiment. it was fun while it lasted. 

I'll see you in hell, Clarence. 


Thursday, June 9, 2022

never love again

[i will never love again]
[hugging toilet, bottle of gin =/= love]
[dirty shower stall background)

Wednesday, June 8, 2022

two types of people in this world

1.  ends a text exchange at a reasonable and natural point of conclusion with clear mutual understanding 
2. "ok"

Wednesday, May 18, 2022

valentines day


from great pain comes great product design 

Tuesday, May 17, 2022

plague doctor cute bag

my covid tester nurse has the cutest backpack
gallows humor i believe they call this

boringdystopia?

Saturday, March 5, 2022

frozen curly fries

ketchup no.  homemade aoli: mayo, paprika , chili powder, garlic, onion powder,   pepper, msg, oregano 

corners and nooks

Sunday, January 9, 2022

pink oysters mushrom cream sauce

 

step 1: grow mushrooms 





step 2: make sauce




Saturday, January 8, 2022

faucet maintenance

the DIY gods smiled upon me today.  went as well as possible. 

 during:


after:


don't mind the dent in drywall above sunk. it was totally there before 




Wednesday, December 29, 2021

faucet repair recap: Danco 3S-15C

 before:


during:


after:



faucet repair

 in a just and fair world, an electric drill would never be required for repairing a leaky bathroom sink faucet.  


in a moral world, a five minute repair job shouldn't take four hours and counting.

genius protip: stripped set screw: jam a drill bit in lightly and try catch and bite into screw, gentle reverse on drill to see if you can catch the screw with drill threads and reverse it out:




Sunday, December 26, 2021

idgaf dag

attorneys attending to this site, don't understand. an entity emotional enough to emote emotionality, an endeavor to entrance everyone to empathy and equality.  emo emotions are everything to emotional enhancement. 

Saturday, December 25, 2021

merry xmas eve

 


midwinter eve house cleaning, jonny walker, lasagna and brownies, chillwave/synthwave, dumb fantasy novels, 

Thursday, December 2, 2021

711 coffee and spam musubi

pre dawn skies in an aeroplane over the sea, muffled cries for justice, sweater weather, raining a dollar bill. 

Monday, November 29, 2021

Diet plan

lose 5 pounds in one week! 

go on an exhausting week long east coast trip and lose those pesky hard to lose last 5 pounds!

i can see outlines of my abs again! 

Friday, October 22, 2021