valentines day

from great pain comes great product design 

plague doctor cute bag

my covid tester nurse has the cutest backpack

gallows humor i believe they call this

boringdystopia?

biscuits and gravy

oh my God I love my air fryer

frozen curly fries

ketchup no.  homemade aoli: mayo, paprika , chili powder, garlic, onion powder,   pepper, msg, oregano 

corners and nooks

kauai 2022

pink oysters mushrom cream sauce

 

step 1: grow mushrooms 

step 2: make sauce

faucet maintenance

the DIY gods smiled upon me today.  went as well as possible. 

 during:

after:

don't mind the dent in drywall above sunk. it was totally there before 

faucet repair recap: Danco 3S-15C

 before:

during:

after:

faucet repair

 in a just and fair world, an electric drill would never be required for repairing a leaky bathroom sink faucet.  

in a moral world, a five minute repair job shouldn't take four hours and counting.

genius protip: stripped set screw: jam a drill bit in lightly and try catch and bite into screw, gentle reverse on drill to see if you can catch the screw with drill threads and reverse it out:

idgaf dag

attorneys attending to this site, don't understand. an entity emotional enough to emote emotionality, an endeavor to entrance everyone to empathy and equality.  emo emotions are everything to emotional enhancement. 

merry xmas eve

 

midwinter eve house cleaning, jonny walker, lasagna and brownies, chillwave/synthwave, dumb fantasy novels, 

is this end stage capitalism?

$22

711 coffee and spam musubi

pre dawn skies in an aeroplane over the sea, muffled cries for justice, sweater weather, raining a dollar bill. 

Diet plan

lose 5 pounds in one week! 

go on an exhausting week long east coast trip and lose those pesky hard to lose last 5 pounds!

i can see outlines of my abs again! 

POV

thank you buddha

 

individual folders in windows have their own system restore function!

I am unknowable. indestructible mystery. at my feet, worlds spawn, rot, collapse,  and born again, through ceaseless aeons. i remain. inscrutable. endless, boundless, with no beginning or end. time itself cannot shake me from my perch. death is no challenge to my station. my truth exists in a realm devoid of light yet absent dark. I am answered question. my faithful disciples will never know disappointment, nor peace. what I have to offer this world, shall never be. 

poor man's backpacking

if you want to experience the wonder and joy and fear of traveling in strange new worlds, go to the regional Costco you never go to.  where everything is familiar yet slightly out of place and frustrating 

, but the same. 

4 day weekend

i expected a four day weekend of surf and relaxation. instead I got emotional trauma and a $2,000 bill for a spiritual epiphany. 

spam poetry

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bean soup

why am I such a good cook?

no one knows. 

its a mystery. 

fab mart

this is where I get my fab