Friday, February 26, 2021

pants no

Job: wear pants again, today, for a one hour face to face work meeting,  just for today, special one time job task amidst the global pandemic. that's all. 

Me: no!  why?! there's a pandemic!  people are dying!  why? why pants?! why?!?! 


Friday, February 5, 2021

3:47am

its 3:47am and I'm awake and thinking.  this is not ideal. 

Thursday, February 4, 2021

Saturday, January 9, 2021

whose life is this?

after 6 weeks of fighting off the savages in Georgia.  home is a strange place now.  the bathroom faucet provides less water than the one in the hotel.  my car smells weird and handles very poorly. the cars 77 degree AC air blowing on me feels weird, compared to the constant hot-air ive grown accustomed to. I looked for the 5th floor elevator button before i remembered I live on the 10th floor of my condo and no longer live in the Hilton Garden Inn. 

leg room

this is the real reason people are traveling in the middle of a pandemic. free and plentiful leg room.

Saturday, January 2, 2021

my rock

political canvassing in this faraway place has not been easy.  the difficult coworkers, the angry voters, the cold and rain, the traffic and daily grind, the missed holidays.... its been hard. 

but you've been there throughout all these hard times.  your the one who has always been there, steady like a rock, every day of this campaign. 


thank you low tire pressure warning message. thank you for being so dependable and being there for me everyday for the past 34 days.  I am comforted to know I can always count on you to be there. 

Friday, January 1, 2021

January 1 2021


took a stroll through a graveyard on this rainy first day after 2020.  this shall be my new new years day tradition.  

Tuesday, December 29, 2020

nest egg

9 months ago this would have been worth a large fortune.   


today it's  only worth a small fortune. 

Sunday, December 27, 2020

Saturday, December 26, 2020

food recommendations

jamaican:  red hills jerk 
hole in wall mexican: tacos n madre in Conyers. 
indian: 
bawarchi biryanis for the mughlai chicken (Decatur location)
Chat Panni for the thali. 

Friday, December 25, 2020

yeah, sex is great and all...

ywah, sex is great and all but have you ever enjoyed a xmas buffet of Indian takeout food in the backseat of your rental Nissan in 32 degree weather during a global pandemic in Georgia? 

Thursday, December 24, 2020

contact high

I am getting goddman contact highs every time i use my hotel room bathroom from the weed smoke wafting through the ventilation systems... goddamn.

yall better hope they don't hit you with the 250 smoking fee. 

Tuesday, December 22, 2020

two types of people

1. those who say or type hello in a 700 hundred person zoom meeting.  

2. those who politely stay on mute like a normal person.  

Tuesday, December 1, 2020

Sunday, November 29, 2020

in the ATL




zoom chat box

how turn off?

Matthew's cafeteria:

east coast time suuucks

don't even text me until I've had my morning coffee. 

Saturday, November 28, 2020

HNL - ATL

on my way to to Georgia...


I think?   can't see shit out of this face shield. 

Friday, November 13, 2020

boring dystopia

best $8.99 I ever spent

bed sheet clips. where you have been my whole life? 

my bed is now a 5 star hotel. 

Wednesday, November 4, 2020

nov 4th 2020

feeling better now. 

Tuesday, November 3, 2020

nov 3rd 2020

going to sleep now,  might be the last night I go to sleep with hope about tomorrow. 

Sunday, November 1, 2020

North shore 3-5

kooks to the left of me 🎵
kooks to the right  🎵
here i am
stuck in the middle with kook 🎶
don't know what kooks tryna to do 🎵