tic tac prices are out of control

find yourself a man who can buy you tic tacs.

pet peeve #87

people who pronounce Oregon as Or-eh-gon.

it's Or-eh-gehn.

liquid gold

52 minutes in line for the sweet sweet nectar

120 calories

I'm shook.

since when did a tablespoon of cooking oil have 120 calories?!

adult xmas

the adult version of believing in Santa clause is waiting on an airplane hoping the seat next to you stays empty. Santa never comes. 

midnight 🫖

extroverts are platonic sluts.

furniture

 I better understand the appeal of the austere post modern furniture aesthetic.

werk

would i?

so much context. too much inward insight. 

latex gloves in kitchens

the biggest collective lie we all participate in, or worst sanitary practice we inexplicably accept, is the great mistruth of food workers wearing disposable gloves.  

not once have they changed their gloves. nor have I seen him wipe his gloved hands since cracking two raw eggs. 

Wednesday

I dont know. all I know is Wednesday and i are meant to be together. 

pet peeve #9203

guys whose biceps are bigger than my thighs.

15% vs 20% ? ? ?

it is reeeally hard to respect these western cuisine restaurant servers who can't handle 4 or 5 tables compared to what we had to deal with in the Chinese restaurant.

idk. maybe its her first day.

leave

i must leave before I fall in love again.

oh no....

....too late. 

brutal, 47 degrees and pouring rain

this is why you do early vote!

$12.99 absurdity

12.99 at Honest Restaurant. even comes with a cute little bottle of mango Lassi 

end of daily shit show wine

what a shitshow

is shitshow one word or two words?

 either way... a shit show.

qualities

after this Georgia experience, the only quality I will require in a partner is the ability to follow instructions and fill forms out correctly. 

croutons

I will never understand croutons in salad.  it's already crunchy, why are you adding more crunchy to already crunchy?

hotel water

atlanta hotel water > phoenix hotel water 

georgia 2022

feels a lot like georgia 2020

who am I?

check in luggage is a revelation.  

my own blanket for the 3 weeks in this hotel, most of the comforts of home, good shampoo amd conditioner, bringing home good local beer and wine, bringing home a nice new foam pillow. 

sooo much capacity

PHX soundtrack

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j5uAR9w7LBg

HNL v. NYC

honolulu now feels like new york city compared to Phoenix.  I didn't realize how bad the traffic is and how many people are everywhere here until experiencing the low density of Phoenix.

 roads really suck here too but I knew that already.