Thursday, December 31, 2015

Happy new year 2016

Do I walk 35 minutes to watch the fireworks show late tonight? the answer is the winner between the beautiful ephemerality of fireworks, versus the apathy of lethargy.

its so quiet tonight.  this silence is the sound of cultural emasculation by bureaucrats. i remember when i was young: gun smoke so thick you couldn't see more than 50 feet in front of you.  The neighborhoods like a war zone.  illegal aerials flowered the night sky and shook windows.  The morning aftermath of red paper shell casings clogging gutters.

Is concern for some peoples asthma flaring up for one night our of the year worth this emasculation of a great and proud cultural tradition?  Is the thought of firefighters having less work to do one night out of the year comforting?  Is preventing house fire Darwinism a net gain?





Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Pet peeve #688

Microwaves that default to cook time by minute intervals and force you to hit the extra button that says "time cook" if you want to cook by seconds.

Sunday, December 20, 2015

Large tortillas

Took it to the next level with big tortilla. 

Saturday, December 19, 2015

Tortilla

What does it mean when I look forward to going home so I can make tortilla?

It has become a hobby rather than food.   nay, not a hobby,  a passion.

Friday, December 18, 2015

Batch three

Batch three in as many days.   It is no longer about the eating of tortilla now, it is about the making of tortilla.  

Can't get over my fear of overly wet dough.  The cracking means its too dry. 

Thursday, December 17, 2015

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Tortillas

Hand made tortillas instructions: mix smoosh  pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap slap. 

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Sunday, December 6, 2015

Chicken breast

What I did to these chicken breasts should be considered a crime. 

Thursday, December 3, 2015

My Partner

When did straight people start referring to their significant other as "partner"?  What happened to "boyfriend" or "girlfriend", or even "wife" and "husband"? In this day and age of sexual identity awareness,  referring to your boyfriend if you're a girl or your girlfriend if you're a boy as "partner" is being passive-aggressively obstinate.  

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

12:30am

What is wrong with me? Why am I so sleepless and broken