Tuesday, September 27, 2022

cannon fodder


sometimes I feel like cannon fodder. like a Russian conscript sent to Ukraine in 2022.

Monday, August 29, 2022

pet peeve #80

overly loud live music at bars and restaurants when you just want to enjoy a nice evening conversation and drink  without attending a concert. 

Monday, August 8, 2022

Thursday, July 14, 2022

Saturday, June 25, 2022

cheers!


cheers to the end of the American experiment. it was fun while it lasted. 

I'll see you in hell, Clarence. 


Thursday, June 9, 2022

never love again

[i will never love again]
[hugging toilet, bottle of gin =/= love]
[dirty shower stall background)

Wednesday, June 8, 2022

two types of people in this world

1.  ends a text exchange at a reasonable and natural point of conclusion with clear mutual understanding 
2. "ok"

Wednesday, May 18, 2022

valentines day


from great pain comes great product design 

Tuesday, May 17, 2022

plague doctor cute bag

my covid tester nurse has the cutest backpack
gallows humor i believe they call this

boringdystopia?

Saturday, March 5, 2022

frozen curly fries

ketchup no.  homemade aoli: mayo, paprika , chili powder, garlic, onion powder,   pepper, msg, oregano 

corners and nooks

Sunday, January 9, 2022

pink oysters mushrom cream sauce

 

step 1: grow mushrooms 





step 2: make sauce




Saturday, January 8, 2022

faucet maintenance

the DIY gods smiled upon me today.  went as well as possible. 

 during:


after:


don't mind the dent in drywall above sunk. it was totally there before