Tuesday, February 20, 2018

bang first, regret later

fell in love with a girl at the gym. petite little Asian girl, nerdy, glasses, soft body, doing pull ups and twice body weight deadlifts for reps, throwing weight around like no thing, in a black shirt that said "bang first, regret later".

i should have asked her to marry me.

Friday, February 16, 2018

pet peeve #75

urinals with no dividers.
it's two brackets and a piece of wood. just indulge me, please.