Tuesday, June 4, 2019

NYC 2019 Day 2: From Brooklyn to Central park

vegan breakfast at brooklyn whiskers


Then some organic juice powerups. 
Fucking rope lamps everywhere.   


Its gonna be the next hipster thing, I'm calling it.




Sunday, June 2, 2019

NYC 2019 Day 1: Brooklyn

ahhh, brooklyn.

RL hotel vs. halfway house.  



dirty magazines and novels



 comedy show
 awkward goth night at my old haunt, the Bizarre Bar, new french friends



 
Modern Love Restaurant in Brooklyn. 
Not sure if i like modern vegan food more or modern mexican.... Now i'm really regretting that we didn't have time to go to the modern mexican vegan restaurant in the Lower East Side.

 
delicious vegan late night pizza

Sunday, May 12, 2019

Sunday 7am

havent walked the streets on a Sunday morning since I dont remember when.

 its charming.


Wednesday, May 1, 2019

Tuesday, April 30, 2019

socks!


new socks! sick!

adult level: +3,500

Sunday, April 28, 2019

rain and tantalus



nice rainy Sunday afternoon. I am pleased. 

Tuesday, April 23, 2019

7:50 #9

taking the bus to meet friends.

adult level: -30


taking the bus to meet friends for drinks

 adult level: +30

Monday, April 22, 2019

wine and termites

enjoying a glass of wine and addressing my termite issue.


adult level: +70

Sunday, April 21, 2019

it makes me feel...

...alone

adult level: 300

I've reached new levels of adulthood:



just 8,700 more levels to go. 

thank God for good people

I watched a person in a car hand an intersection panhandler a big bag of kettle popcorn and cash money.

thank God for good people that exist in this world.  It makes up for people like me.

Saturday, April 20, 2019

Thursday, April 18, 2019

The Descendents

this is great timing. just what I needed at this point in my early onset midlife crisis. an opportunity to momenatrily recapture the passion of my disgruntled youth through angsty punk rock and having physical violence inflicted upon and by me.

   

Tuesday, April 9, 2019

marry this kinda person

whoever signaled the parking stall was full by parking their motorcycle so far forward is marriage material.

god damn hero.

Tuesday, April 2, 2019

note to self: create popular board game

midlife crisis kickoff

I turned 35 and it took a while but i think the existential dread is starting to kick in. Along with the depression and thoughts of impending old age/death comes the frantic, poorly thought-out coping mechanisms and grasps at receding youth.

Sunday, March 24, 2019

Indian night

those indian recipes were kicking my ass. 
 
 

then i started drinking wine.  that helped. 


then I drank some more and this beautiful naan resulted

Tuesday, March 19, 2019

I'm.. meh

I'm a man,
so i know men,
and he was meh.

terns > people

we were threatened with arrest because an endangered white tern momentarily flew away from its designated tree (signified by blue tape) because our first amendment free speech chanting was allegedly too loud.


at the same time, our elected leaders banned laying down on public sidewalks and passed laws to take and throw away homeless peoples property.

Monday, March 11, 2019

this explains a lot






this explains everything really. 

Monday, March 4, 2019

dafuq

Microsoft, please explain this monstrous perversion of :)

why?

Sunday, March 3, 2019

kabocha

You shall not have my fingers today!

over human history, how many fingers have been lost to kabocha pumpkin dishes i wonder? 

I need to stop being so cheap and just buy the pre-cut stuff and pay the $0.80/pound premium.